I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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