chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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