i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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