there was a trapeze. enough said
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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