Sponge bath it is.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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