you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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