i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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