Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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