I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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