thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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