did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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