Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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