dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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