He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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