How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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