So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
