And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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