Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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