piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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