I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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