M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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