You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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