Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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