Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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