you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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