I hate all girls vehemently.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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