i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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