ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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