I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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