I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I will be naked everywhere
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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