i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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