Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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