i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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