We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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