God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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