How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My vagina just clenched in fear
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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