She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am available for nakedness
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
