literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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