S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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