he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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