I want to walk on stilts...naked
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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