Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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