Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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