i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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