I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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