what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
