I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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