Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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