ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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