Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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