How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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