he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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