i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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